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Learn The Laws of Attraction. Learn How To Attract At Will!

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

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livingthahighlifeee:


fatheristheantichrist:

brewed2perfection:

drakery:

eccentricsoul:

Real thickness !

Baby

Dat ass bruh

Selenasss.

Well…damn 😍😍😍😍

livingthahighlifeee:

fatheristheantichrist:

brewed2perfection:

drakery:

eccentricsoul:

Real thickness !

Baby

Dat ass bruh

Selenasss.

Well…damn 😍😍😍😍

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poochcrew:

She looked perfectly into the camera.

poochcrew:

She looked perfectly into the camera.

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adoreally:

 
rootsnbluesfestival:

Cash

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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de-swanky-dougla:

astoldbysandy:

yassssss
"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

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